Ahead of the Melbourne Cup, we thought it would be best to provide a public service announcement about race day bogans.
To make sure you or your friend(s) don’t become a ‘racing bogan’ it might be best to stay away from the following.
Come on Australia this year lets try and keep it a little classy on Melbourne Cup race day.
1 – No glasses required
2 – You enjoy having matching costumes
3 – You have an umbrella… you have a poll
4 – Jacket and shorts because it’s hot…
5 – Drink so fast out of the gates you forget that you actually went to the races
6 – You think crazy suits will be funny
7 – You’ve made 4 withdrawals at the ATM and you still haven’t won a thing
8 – You are a fan of an afternoon nap at the races
9 – You have a mate/cousin/long-lost uncle/guy from the gym who knows a sure thing in the Melbourne Cup…
10 – From 10/10 to 0
Start of the day
End of the day
Further Melbourne Cup Reads
- What’s On in Perth: Perth’s Best Melbourne Cup Venues
- Melbourne Cup Predictions: Predicting The Melbourne Cup Winner