Ahead of the Melbourne Cup, we thought it would be best to provide a public service announcement about race day bogans.
2020 has been a year to forget, which means Melbourne Cup celebrations and events might get that little bit wilder.
So we thought it would be best to make sure you or your friend(s) don’t become a ‘racing bogan’ at any Melbourne Cup event in Perth it might be best to stay away from the following.
Come on Perth this year lets try and keep it a little classy on Melbourne Cup race day events.
1 – No glasses required
2 – You enjoy having matching costumes
3 – You have an umbrella… you have a poll
4 – Jacket and shorts because it’s hot…
5 – Drink so fast out of the gates you forget that there were actually races
6 – You’ve made 4 withdrawals at the ATM and you still haven’t won a thing
7 – You are a fan of an afternoon nap at the races
8 – From 10/10 to 0
Start of the day
End of the day
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