Ahead of the Melbourne Cup, we thought it would be best to provide a public service announcement about race day bogans.

2020 has been a year to forget, which means Melbourne Cup celebrations and events might get that little bit wilder.

So we thought it would be best to make sure you or your friend(s) don’t become a ‘racing bogan’ at any Melbourne Cup event in Perth it might be best to stay away from the following.

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Come on Perth this year lets try and keep it a little classy on Melbourne Cup race day events.

1 – No glasses required

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan
2 – You enjoy having matching costumes

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan
3 – You have an umbrella… you have a poll

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan
4 – Jacket and shorts because it’s hot…

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

5 – Drink so fast out of the gates you forget that there were actually races

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan
6 – You’ve made 4 withdrawals at the ATM and you still haven’t won a thing

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8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan
7 – You are a fan of an afternoon nap at the races

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan
8 – From 10/10 to 0

Start of the day

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

End of the day

8 Signs You Are A Melbourne Cup Race Day Bogan

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