Racing season is here, which means it’s time to suit up, dress up, hit the track in your finest and have a punt or two… or is it?

To make sure you or your friend(s) don’t become a ‘racing bogan’ it might be best to stay away from the following.

Come on Perth this year lets try and keep it a little classy. 

1. You think matching costume will be funny

2. Glasses are optional

3. Crazy suits are a great idea

4. Watch me get this cop – this will be so funny!

5. Umbrella stands have another purpose

6. It’s hot so shorts and a jacket are perfectly acceptable

7. Pre-drink so hard you don’t even know you are at the races

8. You have made 3 withdrawals at the ATM… might be time to stop

9. You enjoy an ‘afternoon nap’ at the races

10. Go from a 10/10 to 0

At the start of the races

By the end of the day

11. Woulda Shoulda Trifecta – You are the one that lets everyone know you could of had the Trifecta but you had 1, 2 and 4 in the Trifecta… So close

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