Summer in Perth…Really?
Visiting Perth in Summer, don’t bother. Stay out of Perth.
Heatwave
You know it’s summer in Perth when… It is literally the hottest place on Earth that day. Too hot.
Tiles.. cool
Beach
You know it’s summer in Perth when… beached as.
Dawggg beach….
Perth Hotties
You know it’s Summer in Perth when… going to the beach is a Ms Universe/Mr Muscles Convention.
Perth is home to the worlds hottest people. Fact.
Former Miss Universe winners….
Hot beach dudes
And fashion babes on the sand.
The Freo Doctor
You know its summer time in Perth when.. Breeze…
Not every breeze in Perth is the Freo Docker; only in Summer, on a still, dry, hot day… Suddenly, the clock is at 12.52pm… the tops of your neighbors overgrown palm tree starts to sway… Could it be?
Suddenly wind chimes begin touching, lightly… Suddenly, an almighty rush of wind blows dead, sun beat leaves across your patio. The trees and pushes are alive with the sound of wind! It’s here! The sea breeze is here! Relief at last.
The Freo Doctor is in…
Rottnest
You know it’s Summer in Perth when…. Rotto.
It’s still ‘overseas’ – and it’s still worth it. Morning’s at the beach, lunchtime siestas, late afternoons at the pub. Repeat. Worst…
Hugeackman always comes to Perth in Summer.
Christmas Lights
You know it’s Summer in Perth when… Ridiculous suburban Christmas Light competitions.
Seafood, Booze and Chill
You know it’s summer in Perth when… seafood, wine/beer, calamari…
Chillin’ at the WACA
You know it’s Summer in Perth when… You’re chillin’ at the WACA.
Cricket babes
Home to the Perth Scorchers, Warriors and international cricket on Australia’s west coast.
You’ll #GetScorched at the WACA.
Hopman Cup
You know it’s summer when… tennis.
Triple J’s Hottest 100
You know it’s Summer when…Finding out #1 spot on the hottest 100… 3-hours after your friends in Melbourne and Sydney….
Festivals
Summer in Perth = Summer Festivals! Fringe World, Perth International Arts Festival, St Jerome’s Laneway etc, etc, etc
NO Daylight Savings
You know coz curtains won’t fade. No butts about it.
You know it Summer in Perth when… ‘Straya Day Fireworks in the City.
Summer Sports Teams Kicking Ass
…Speaking of Sports, our Perth Summer sports teams are always kicking butt in Summer. It’s the worst.
The Wildcats, Perth Heat, Perth Scorchers – They will burn you!
Sundown at Cott
You know its summer in Perth when, Cott sundowners….There’s nothing more magical than enjoying fish and chips while watching the sun sink over gage roads between Cottesloe and Rottnest… and over the horizon. This is Summer in Perth.
Chasing the Indian Ocean sun
Sharks
You know its summer in Perth when sharks.
What the? #Perth driver seen with dead shark strapped to 4WD https://t.co/niZsv7JGs8 #perthnews
— Tweet Perth (@tweetperth) January 4, 2016
City Beach has been closed due to the receiver detecting a shark.
— Surf Life Saving WA (@SLSWA) January 5, 2016
Fires
You know its summer coz fires
Summer Fruits
You know coz summer fruits!
and watermelon boy on TV
Perth Cup
You know its summer when it’s too hot to suit up..
Leaving Perth
You know coz – Leaving Perth on a Christmas/New Year holiday break! See ya suckers!!
And coming back home
And Just Summer Sunsets
We’re down there…
@LoveFreo @tweetperth #freo sunsets pic.twitter.com/dLZx2g0Plz
— Sloane (@_muffinqueen) January 5, 2016