The best part about Christmas is not friends, family or gifts – it’s the terrible Christmas cracker jokes!
We have surfed the internet almost losing our sanity to bring you what we feel are 17 of the best/worst Christmas cracker jokes that will get you in the Christmas spirit.
1 – Why does a duck have feathers?
To cover its butt quack…
2 – What do you get if a sheep walks under a rain cloud?
A sheep who is under the weather…
3 – What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas dinner?
Twerky…
4 – What do you call a fish with no eye?
A Fssssssssshhhhhhh…
5 – What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum, you can’t beat it…
6 – Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley…
7 – What are spider webs good for?
Spiders…
8 – What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved…
9 – What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple…
10 – What do you call a man who plays with leaves?
Russell…
11 – What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost…
12 – Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrr…
13 – What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws…
14 – What kind of hen lays the longest?
A dead one…
15 – Eye jokes are getting worse
They are just getting cornea and cornea by the minute
16 – What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese…
17 – What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
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